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i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

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currently hating myself cause I want to go get a slice of pizza but I decided to get stoned first.

How’re you going to take a lightbulb from a shared bathroom?

oh no. I finally made a Pinterest.

Starting to see my abs.

I felt really bad when an old homeless man asked me for a slice of pizza as I was entering my building. I hadn’t eaten anything all day yesterday except two donuts and I couldn’t afford to give him my only slice of pizza that someone else bought for me.